“I’m going to win an Oscar at 50 - definitely, and I’m going to die at 49 and a half to ensure I get that Oscar. I need to die as close to the Oscar ceremony as possible so I’m the last person in the montage of dead people they show every year. That’s the best spot, you know.

Man, I really hope the internet sticks around so people can reference this article in my obituaries and see that what sounds like a joke was actually amazingly prescient.”

- Jason Sudeikis (‘Mr Porter’, January 24th, 2012)

1,718 notes
tagged as: shut up. jason sudeikis.
reblogged from rufustfirefly
originally posted by mrs-sudeikis

  1. dearunclebrian reblogged this from too-much-saturn
  2. heyitspatar reblogged this from howdynoodle
  3. just-juliette reblogged this from brensandoval
  4. brensandoval reblogged this from pocketsfullofpearls and added:
    Juliette, I hope you’re still awake.
  5. theatrejockftw reblogged this from thenightthatgotaway
  6. thenightthatgotaway reblogged this from thatwasnotveryravenofyou
  7. sweetbutterbliss reblogged this from feministsbakecupcakestoo and added:
    Really one of the only good parts of that Drew Barrymore, Justin Long movie.
  8. hannaaargh reblogged this from bloodyfaith
  9. kate-really reblogged this from allireallyneedis
  10. allireallyneedis reblogged this from kate-really
  11. lifeisinfinitelystrangerthan reblogged this from questionsleftunanswered
  12. zimmyzim reblogged this from suckitnerds
  13. suckitnerds reblogged this from rdf1173
  14. 0hfrabjousday reblogged this from rdf1173
  15. rdf1173 reblogged this from rufustfirefly
  16. mikaylala- reblogged this from mrs-sudeikis
  17. mothaeffingcasss reblogged this from theronweasleygeneration
  18. snarkymcsnarkerton reblogged this from lastnightatkennethsparty
  19. sophiesheridan reblogged this from thatwasnotveryravenofyou
  20. papivilla reblogged this from kyleandrew
  21. sammy8712 reblogged this from thatwasnotveryravenofyou
  22. ablogcalledmalice reblogged this from cinematic-dreams
  23. reminduofanyone reblogged this from lastnightatkennethsparty
  24. lightenthesoul reblogged this from diariesofadanye
  25. diariesofadanye reblogged this from thatwasnotveryravenofyou
  26. chewbeccasmindpalace reblogged this from lastnightatkennethsparty
  27. magazinewineparty reblogged this from thatwasnotveryravenofyou
  28. cinematic-dreams reblogged this from kyleandrew
  29. lastnightatkennethsparty reblogged this from thatwasnotveryravenofyou
  30. young--forever reblogged this from thecarrot
  31. thecarrot reblogged this from thatwasnotveryravenofyou
  32. bugeyedinaa reblogged this from kyleandrew
  33. twazzler reblogged this from kyleandrew
  34. kyleandrew reblogged this from kate-really
  35. cdiddyyy reblogged this from chasingdevon