"You’ve entered the place where dreams come true, outside of time and space."
Okay, so… remember when you had cancer? Okay, well, we all thought you were gonna’ die. And one night you got really drunk and we almost had sex and right before you passed out you told me Mallory had convinced you to freeze a bunch of your sperm at Dr. Feldman’s office. And I was like ‘hah, weird’! And then you didn’t die. And then a few years went by and I started thinking about having a baby and I was single. And all the other stuff aside, physically, you’re an amazing human being. And all the other other stuff aside, I do actually love you. And so here’s this viable sample just sitting there at Dr. Feldman’s, whose security system is a JOKE, by the way. And I guess it maybe wasn’t the most ethical thing I’ve ever done in my entire life buuuuuuut…
Got a haircut today and she bleached in two blonde streaks to test how my hair bleaches lmao
I’m so proud of you. Always have been.